How to properly tie your black belt (if you wear belts in your school)

[MasterKiller]

Kind of like this...

[bawang]

we always have do this in wombat combat. but my students are all man.

[GeneChing]

MAM sells extra-wide belts. I see now that we must introduce an extra-thin version.

[Lucas]

Thats the same test bawang gives when he checks your belt. He always checks in person.

[MightyB]

Kind of like this...

Sadly, in Michigan, Most lady black belts don't look like that... They usually look like this...

[GeneChing]

my eyes. my goddam eyes. i thought eye gouges were illegal.


okay, just to wash our retinas clear, here's a black belt looking for belt tying lessons.

[Vash]

I think this is one of those rare times when the line "I'd tap that" is both fundamentally accurate and technically false.

[David Jamieson]

I say we track down Mighty B as a group and give him the once over for posting that rocky horror picture show gone wrong photo.

I say we start by forcing him to watch the worst chop sockey films available and then follow up with 12 hours solid of French avante garde cinema which is guaranteed to suck donkey balls from start to finish.

[GeneChing]

Tempted to join, but then who would I play Sword hotties with?

Need a model for this:

[MightyB]

I say we track down Mighty B as a group and give him the once over for posting that rocky horror picture show gone wrong photo.

I say we start by forcing him to watch the worst chop sockey films available and then follow up with 12 hours solid of French avante garde cinema which is guaranteed to suck donkey balls from start to finish.

Don't be mad at me, be mad at Lucas for sending me pics of his girl. They were unwanted and unasked for... he's just one sick SOB.