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  1. 05-30-2013, 11:28 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    Its one of their Shaolin BIRD FORMS. This one is the great ape black bird form. its main techniques are based on the TIGER. LOLOLOL.
    Oh man, that's priceless.

    If it's as scary as that picture...............
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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  2. 05-30-2013, 11:44 AM #32
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    If it's as scary as that picture
    thats what makes them the deadliest bro
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    thats what makes them the deadliest bro


    I take back all those times I laughed at Jake Mace's moves. He is l33t and deadly.
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    Oh sh!t, I gotta see this!
    I'm not sure you're ready for the monkey beaks my friend.

    I'm not sure any of us are......
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob View Post
    I'm not sure you're ready for the monkey beaks my friend.

    I'm not sure any of us are......
    Those monkey beaks changed me as a person and as a martial artist. It is now my mission to create an art based solely around this deadly move.

    I'm calling Inside Kung Fu. Next month, you will see a front page headline:

    Monkey Beaks:

    Learn the deadly, lost technique that MMA fighters are too scared to admit they're scared of.
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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  6. 05-31-2013, 08:30 AM #36
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    Monkey Beaks:

    Learn the deadly, lost technique that MMA fighters are too scared to admit they're scared of.
    my living nightmare!!!!!!!!!!
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
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    MORE uhhhhhhhh NO!!!!!!!!

    I saw this on the news this morning. It doesn't get much better than this.

    http://www.myfoxla.com/story/2246852...arina-with-mar
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    Quote Originally Posted by kfman5F View Post
    I saw this on the news this morning. It doesn't get much better than this.

    http://www.myfoxla.com/story/2246852...arina-with-mar
    "You're a black belt... you got your black belt on.. you're legit"
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    Don't do beak-hand form techniques in my modified crane practice, no animal imitation stuff at all. Balance/speed/coordinated movement, yes.* Especially no monkey beaks.
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    especially don't do Monkey imitates tiger techniques either. monkeys dive like monkeys.....not tigers. LOL
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    Those monkey beaks changed me as a person and as a martial artist. It is now my mission to create an art based solely around this deadly move.

    I'm calling Inside Kung Fu. Next month, you will see a front page headline:

    Monkey Beaks:

    Learn the deadly, lost technique that MMA fighters are too scared to admit they're scared of.
    Inside kung fu is dead though isn't it? I no scare of monkey beak, I counter with monkey steals the peach. I devour my spoils.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    Those monkey beaks changed me as a person and as a martial artist. It is now my mission to create an art based solely around this deadly move.

    I'm calling Inside Kung Fu. Next month, you will see a front page headline:

    Monkey Beaks:

    Learn the deadly, lost technique that MMA fighters are too scared to admit they're scared of.
    Holy God!

    Will you be covering the White Monkey Spreads His Wings posture???
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  13. 06-01-2013, 06:06 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raipizo View Post
    Inside kung fu is dead though isn't it?
    Wow, apparently you are correct! http://www.plumpub.com/kaimen/2011/t...nside-kung-fu/

    I stopped reading it over a decade ago after I found KFM

    I think this nails it:
    The best thing about IKF was that it presented a platform for students and teachers to share their arts. The worst thing about it was that it never really made the committment to Kung Fu. Caught forever in its self-assesment that it would only have a readership of 14-17 year olds, it never assumed a maturing audience. Therefore it was unable to break away from emphasizing personalities over real teachers (Remember “Fighting Stars” anyone?), celebrity over community, tricks over technique.
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob View Post
    Holy God!

    Will you be covering the White Monkey Spreads His Wings posture???
    You show much knowledge young grasshopper!
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sal Canzonieri View Post
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    Wohahahahah.When i watching this
    I rearly rearly wanted :
    Bruce Lee opens the door...

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