Just to clarify...
This is a Claymore:
They are about 5 feet long and are not to be used as sex toys as great damage will occur with 5 feet of blade up your arse.
Secondly, I don't think the murdreous fake monk would know what to do with a Claymore.
I have a claymore...it's nice but I can't carry it around for self protection, so instead I take my Kung Fu with me everywhere.
Kung Fu is good for you.