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    We love Sword Hotties because it's good for you

    Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

    STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

    A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

    "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

    The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

    The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

    Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

    "There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

    She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger.

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    The real lesson here? You should always work out with well endowed naked women around you. And don't forget to bring them along and jump in the jacuzzi after. You know... to relax.



    Oh and also....

    A quick check at the NEJM shows that no such study was published. But hey, that's just a small problem. I saw we just run with it!!!

    Sorry to ruin your day with... you know... that fact checking stuff

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    That's why I'm a medical professional...its a female dominated profession. My alternative career choice: Talent Acquisition Manager at Hooters.
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

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    This thread is no good without....

    ...pix!



    There now. You feel healthier already, don't you?

    And here's some swords, for good measure.
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    Equivalent to a 30 minute workout? Not for me...more like 5...
    It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syn7 View Post
    A quick check at the NEJM shows that no such study was published. But hey, that's just a small problem. I saw we just run with it!!!

    Sorry to ruin your day with... you know... that fact checking stuff
    Regardless, I still think it's a worthwhile exercise.

    Time to work out.





    *see how I used a KFM ninjette? I got's skillz.

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    NinjaTess

    Quote Originally Posted by MightyB View Post
    Regardless, I still think it's a worthwhile exercise.
    True of so many things in the martial arts.


    Quote Originally Posted by MightyB View Post
    *see how I used a KFM ninjette? I got's skillz.
    Prepare to be pwned, MightyB. Watch my skillz and be in awe.

    Dancing & le Cheese (Tess Kielhamer)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    True of so many things in the martial arts.



    Prepare to be pwned, MightyB. Watch my skillz and be in awe.

    Dancing & le Cheese (Tess Kielhamer)

    You lobbed the serve. See you should have went with this for the pwn:
    Mini Sampler

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    I beg to differ

    This is all about the cheese.






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    In response to your challenge, I happened across this little gem.
    Nacho Mountain

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    Serve two - DOUBLE FAULT

    Taste the pwnage!

    Kung Fu Cheese

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    You can never get enough cheese.

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    Are we seriously going to go here?

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    When I think hot Cheese Heads, there's really only one place to go....
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

    "I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake

    "Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost

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