I thought this would be fun place to post your most entertaining, insulting, humorous, and or outrageous quotes on KFM Forum. You can post them on this thread with a hyperlink or PM them to me for nominations and I'll post a winner every Monday.

I used to have a call center sales job and would write down all the outrageous **** the sales reps would say over the phone on Fridays and make people guess who said it. Its usually good fun. Here's a couple I found:

"When you grasp zen, you see the Asian and the absence of Asian. There is no distinction."-Gene Ching

"Maybe Hendrik is an Immortal"-Graham H

And my personal favorite:

"Just replace Paleo Diet with Dysentery."-Wenshu