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  1. #76
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    Shhhhh, wenshu!

    What happens at STCF, stays at STCF (unless of course, you watch our videos and fb photo albums).

    Anyway, that being said, I must salute your fine quote, sir. It's a winner.
    Quote Originally Posted by wenshu View Post
    Zumba is more effective on the street than Krav Maga.
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    Memories of Mardi Gras in NOLA

    LMAO...that's going to be hard to top, especially with Carnival fast approaching. Perhaps quite true as well. Bows to Master Wenshu.
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

    "I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake

    "Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost

  3. #78
    Quote Originally Posted by mickey View Post
    You made me watch the Monkey Beak Master. I will never forgive you that.
    We all know who the Monkey Beak Master is. Thankfully I didn't get tricked into watching...
    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    This is 100% TCMA principle. It may be used in non-TCMA also. Since I did learn it from TCMA, I have to say it's TCMA principle.
    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    We should not use "TCMA is more than combat" as excuse for not "evolving".

    You can have Kung Fu in cooking, it really has nothing to do with fighting!

  4. #79
    competiton is tight

    Quote Originally Posted by CLFNole View Post
    He could also give himself one hell of an enema while making cool monkey sounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Faux Newbie comes in swinging

    Quote Originally Posted by Faux Newbie View Post
    "Son, if you need a baseball bat to beat me up, you've got real problems."
    I'll have to remember that one for future use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faux Newbie View Post
    I can assure you, I am not Gene. Let me explain this using a story related to my love of fencing...
    Too funny.

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    So you think that's funny, do you?

    Actually, it is pretty funny. I gotta give it up for FN.

    Quote Originally Posted by Faux Newbie View Post
    NSFW does not apply in Gene's office.
    Tru dat. I mean, we manage this clown show forum from here. If u only knew...
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  8. #83
    So, where's my **** prize?

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    I vote SoCo for quote of the week.

    This is thermonuclear grade stupid.
    The man has a way with words.

  10. #85
    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenBrain View Post
    I vote SoCo for quote of the week.



    The man has a way with words.
    Word. Make it 2 votes. I heard it as "weapons grade stupid". In reference to Sarah Palin, I think. I like his better.

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    Nothing this week?

    How about this?

    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    it would be the site of burning crap, tons of incense and piles of pork.
    I know, I know, I edited it to make it more evocative. Other than this, I got nothing this week.
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  12. #87
    Lucas came through for us...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    If you practice TCMA, you will go to hell. It doesn't matter what religion you belong to.
    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    This is 100% TCMA principle. It may be used in non-TCMA also. Since I did learn it from TCMA, I have to say it's TCMA principle.
    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    We should not use "TCMA is more than combat" as excuse for not "evolving".

    You can have Kung Fu in cooking, it really has nothing to do with fighting!

  13. #88
    I think my response to Lucas would also be in contention for quote of the week, maybe the month, maybe even the decade!
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

  14. #89
    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    I think my response to Lucas would also be in contention for quote of the week, maybe the month, maybe even the decade!
    We're all practicing for the future.
    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    This is 100% TCMA principle. It may be used in non-TCMA also. Since I did learn it from TCMA, I have to say it's TCMA principle.
    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    We should not use "TCMA is more than combat" as excuse for not "evolving".

    You can have Kung Fu in cooking, it really has nothing to do with fighting!

  15. #90
    Quote of the weak......

    "The meek shall inherit the earth!"

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