The Quote of the Week Thread

[Hebrew Hammer]

I thought this would be fun place to post your most entertaining, insulting, humorous, and or outrageous quotes on KFM Forum. You can post them on this thread with a hyperlink or PM them to me for nominations and I'll post a winner every Monday.

I used to have a call center sales job and would write down all the outrageous **** the sales reps would say over the phone on Fridays and make people guess who said it. Its usually good fun. Here's a couple I found:

"When you grasp zen, you see the Asian and the absence of Asian. There is no distinction."-Gene Ching

"Maybe Hendrik is an Immortal"-Graham H

And my personal favorite:

"Just replace Paleo Diet with Dysentery."-Wenshu

[wenshu]

Thread is pointless, everybody knows bawang wins every week. He's like the Kendrick Lamar of the KungFuMagazine forum game.

an ancient technique to overcome retarded pattycake hand grabbing is the maneuver called "jab-cross". legend says it came from boddhidarma after he turned his curly indian pubes into tea leaves.

jab combine with cross, under heaven no enemy. cross combine with jab, even iron general will fall. ponder upon this deeply, my son.

[GeneChing]

You should cite the quotes by hyperlinking them to the source, as the context often makes them even funnier.

[Hebrew Hammer]

You should cite the quotes by hyperlinking them to the source, as the context often makes them even funnier.

Consider it done.

[GeneChing]

sucking laowai farts out of the dengfeng bubble

...and we'll cite the quote source. Not that it provides that much context in this particular case, but the hyperlink is provided.

[wenshu]

[Hebrew Hammer]

Thread is pointless, everybody knows bawang wins every week. He's like the Kendrick Lamar of the KungFuMagazine forum game.

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??!!!! Nooo! Come on Wenshu, his command of the English Language is much like his skill in being able to fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Sad and marginal...step up your game son.

[Lucas]

"I really enjoyed it. So did my wife."
~Gene Ching

[GeneChing]

I just love calling 'foul' on ya, Lucas. I don't know why that is.

You gotta cite the quote.

[Lucas]

I really enjoyed it. So did my wife.

context means nothing!

[GeneChing]

Its cuz im a foul guy!

Almost worthy of a quote of the week, but not quite. It's out of context.

[Lucas]

I like your quote. Left to the imagination, there are so many directions that could be taken.

[wenshu]

Shimb poy needs another snitch visa, or filthy 老外 gets sent back to Middle Kingdom.

Fucking inspirational.