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Thread: The Quote of the Week Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaolinDan View Post
    I mean.. really... is it too much to ask?

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    The Weiner

    Although the pic of Gene dressed an African American Tranny, is enticing...this is a quote of the week thread, not an 'i' team investigative journalism. Hang in there Gene....

    The Weiner: Lucas--Yin/Yang bro. You cannot remove the darkness. Avoid it, enjoy it, fight it, what ever your choice just keep in mind that without down, there is no up.
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

    "I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake

    "Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost

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    Wait, I thought the tranny was lkfmdc

    It would have been better if she was a tranny. If you want a real taste of her, check out the new vid we just posted on that event - KFM covers the Shaolin Temple Cultural Festival - she appears at 5:34.


    Meanwhile, back OT (and this one is totally context dependent).
    Quote Originally Posted by Northwind View Post
    No more fortune cookies for you sir.
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    I have a new entry

    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post

    u don't pay cash to get jerked off. u pay cash to have the privilege of jerking them off.
    remarkably, I didn't manipulate that quote in any way
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    From the MMA killed Kung Fu thread

    Kellen Bassette: I immediately reassess any view point I have that does not line up with Bawang's world view. I am currently considering undergoing a negroplasty.
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

    "I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake

    "Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost

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    That's funny - I considered entering Kellen's comment above myself

    I know I shouldn't encourage him, but this one struck me as funny too:
    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    Oh come on, by now you have to be used to hot women running away from you in terror
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    I know I shouldn't encourage him, but
    if only the forum realized how many fun days on the forum began with that thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Actually, this one is kinda funny too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spiked View Post
    You will undoubtedly follow me around until someone notices because I hurt your wittle feelings. Why do you need so much attention? Someone hug him please.
    The real question here for our admin crew today is "lock threads or pop more popcorn?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    The real question here for our admin crew today is "lock threads or pop more popcorn?"
    Well, we know a few things

    1. Popcorn doesn't really go with nacho cheese

    2. Jamieson will alays try to lock a thread to make it look like I was wrong

    3. "Spiked" will announce he is done with a thread only to continue posting for hours

    4. strange angry people that hover around me like moths

    but if we ask really nicely, Sanjuro will post some hot pics (NOT OF HIMSELF)
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    mmmkay

    1. Popcorn doesn't really go with nacho cheese
    The hell it doesn't. Been to a movie theater lately? Nachos and popcorn are standard fare there. Even Betty Crocker approves:
    Nacho Popcorn
    Regular popcorn will never taste the same after you’ve tried this spicy spin on a movie theater classic.
    Prep Time 15 min
    Total Time 15 min
    Servings 8

    Ingredients
    2 bags (3.5 oz each) microwave popcorn (butter or natural flavor), popped
    Chili powder
    1/2 cup well-drained sliced ripe olives
    1/4 cup well drained Old El Paso® chopped green chiles
    2 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese (8 oz)

    1 Remove and discard unpopped kernels from popped popcorn. Divide popcorn among four 10-inch microwavable dinner plates. Sprinkle each with desired amount of chili powder and equal amounts of olives, chilies and cheese.
    2 Microwave 1 plate at a time uncovered on High about 1 minute or until cheese is melted. (If cheese melts unevenly, rotate plate 1/2 turn after 30 seconds.) Serve warm.

    2. Jamieson will alays try to lock a thread to make it look like I was wrong

    That's one of the many reasons we keep DJ around here.

    3. "Spiked" will announce he is done with a thread only to continue posting for hours

    Indeed, well, when he posts the "I'm quitting the forum and you all are gonna miss me" thread, it's popcorn nachos for everyone!

    4. strange angry people that hover around me like moths

    I think those are flies actually.
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    I just love that 99% of Gene's last post was dedicated to nacho cheese
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    It's actually only 66% by word count.

    Trust me. I did the math.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    Trust me. I did the math.
    Math?

    Not even once!
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    we have a late entry!

    Quote Originally Posted by wenshu View Post
    Be like fart in elevator, grasshopper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    we have a late entry!
    Gene gets partial credit for that one - he ripped something wickedly malodorous in a packed elevator at the LA Convention center during the Shaolin Cultural Festival.

    I'd never seen a Shaolin monk cry before.

    Truth be told, we were discussing forum rejoinder tactics over cognac and fine cigars when he formulated this aphorism.

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