kung fu and dancing.

[Lucas]

I think it's important to simulate the same ferocity and cold heart in training that you will need when you are fighting. its also important to build your heart when sparring by not being a poos.

you should always go to the attack against one. against multples, stand your ground against two, be allowed to move your foot (pivot) against three and retreat maneuver against four. this should be done from time to time with the intent to develop your 'balls' lol.

[bawang]

I think it's important to simulate the same ferocity and cold heart in training that you will need when you are fighting. its also important to build your heart when sparring by not being a poos.

you should always go to the attack against one. against multples, stand your ground against two, be allowed to move your foot (pivot) against three and retreat maneuver against four. this should be done from time to time with the intent to develop your 'balls' lol.

wombat combat test for warrior qi. you walk up to tightey whitey, look him in the eye, and tell him to bend over. if he do without hesitation, you have the tiger subdue dragon slaying spirit fetus.

[Lucas]

wombat combat test for warrior qi. you walk up to tightey whitey, look him in the eye, and tell him to bend over. if he do without hesitation, you have the tiger subdue dragon slaying spirit fetus.

i bow to ur wisdom

[Kellen Bassette]

i bow to ur wisdom

Is that bowing or bending?

After this test, true warrior must prove his courage by playing ancient game called "spoons."

[Lucas]

in wombat combat we only bow from the neck.

[bawang]

in wombat combat we only bow from the neck.

in wombat combat we do not bow. we growl.

if we see chocolate brother we will activate friendship knuckle touch for chocolate alliance

[Lucas]

i try not to share the secrets

[Drake]

You can't mimic the ferocity of combat in a form. Only when hurt, battered, and knowing that you must tear the life out of your enemy or else he will kill you, will you actually understand. Otherwise, you just are just playing a game, mocking something serious and sacred. You will never understand as long as you have that bell/whistle or that ref in the background, and you know that will save you.

Pretend to be a tiger. Yeah, have fun with that.

[Lucas]

Oh please did you kill your sense of humor just to watch it die, or were you just born with a douche bag for a face?

[rett]

Alternatively you can stomp a bagpipe to death and snap the drones like so many dried twigs. Then you know.

[Drake]

oh please Did you kill your sense of humor just to watch it die, or were you just born with a douche bag for a face?

who are you?

[Lucas]

who are you?

[bawang]

who are you?

my name steve. steve Johnson.

[pazman]

who are you?

This thread is now interrupted by rocknroll.

[Drake]

who are you?

who are you?