[Marginally kung fu related title]

[Faux Newbie]

Bite your fucking tongue. That man is a national treasure.

[Priority subroutine One: is respondent Scott Brown? Negative. Is respondent Coach Ross? Negative. Respondent irrelevant. Continue ad hominem attacks on previous respondent based around apparent sullying of irrelevant and nerdy hobby choice.]

[Scott R. Brown]

[Multiple posts of scantily clad female assets.]

[tears of joy while secretly checking back on thread to see if anything was missed]

[Faux Newbie]

[Multiple posts of scantily clad female assets.]

[fap. fap. /fap]

[Scott R. Brown]

[fap. fap. /fap]

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[GeneChing]

[Multiple posts of scantily clad female assets.]

No good without pix. -N- goes to the penalty box.

[penalty has nothing to do with this]

[Faux Newbie]

No good without pix. -N- goes to the penalty box.

[penalty has nothing to do with this]

You already put that up, but even experienced forum members occasionally riposte.

Get it?

[-N-]

No good without pix. -N- goes to the penalty box.

[Post of morbidly obese Walmart patron barely covered in torn spandex.]

[-N-]

[Presentation of false dichotomy of martial technique, followed by invitation to discuss.]