How many of you guys have been a student at a McDojo or are in one now? Care to share some of your stories? Why do you feel your present school iis not a mcdojo?

I was in chung moo for quite a while. I'll spare you all the chung moo stories, they're all over this forum anyway. However, if you're bored, you can find my favorite one, one I like to call "Assistant Instructor Poopypants."

Reasons my school is not a mcdojo: My teacher does not make money off of it, we don't have to worship him, and we fight too often to hide any weakness in our kung fu.