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    What's Your KFO Porn Name?

    Here's an icebreaker at parties. Take your middle name, add to it the name of your favorite pet.

    Mine would be "Mark Cinnamon". Now, is that gay or what?

    What would yours be?
    K. Mark Hoover

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    Dick Rufus.

    LOL!

    (No shit!)
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    Um, mine would be Lynn Diamond. I had a cat that had eyes that looked like diamonds, so that's what i named her, and she's always gonna be my fave!!!

    ~Wen~
    The greatest thing about me is that I know that I am the ONLY one that knows the truth about all! Damo lives within me, and me ONLY - for there is nobody that knows the truth more - so stick that in your pipe and smoke it sparky's!!!

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    Hmm.

    Thomas Trouble

    Wushu chik has a cool one!

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    Agreed. When are these Lynn Diamond dvds coming out?

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    what do i do if i dont have a middle name?
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    Then you can't play in any reindeer games. Sorry.
    K. Mark Hoover

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    Here's your honorary middle name:


    Lawrence

    (you had better have a pet!)

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    tremaine thunder
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    dude....

    Lawrence Galileu, its gay as hell
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    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

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    Well, I know what kind of porn you'll be doing then...



    IronFist
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    Michael Mandy or Michael Toby.

    Sorry we dont name my pets weird names.
    I have a signature.

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    Originally posted by Xebsball
    dude....

    Lawrence Galileu, its gay as hell
    What the hell are you doing naming any pet Galileu!?
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
    ---------------------------------------------
    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
    ---------------------------------------------
    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
    ---------------------------------------------
    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    that was his full name, but we called him Gaga, its easier.
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    Gaga the ..... what?
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
    ---------------------------------------------
    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
    ---------------------------------------------
    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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