...but not a thought to think.
Anyway, about kung fu. Anyone know much about hook swords? The general tactics, what style uses them, etc?
...but not a thought to think.
Anyway, about kung fu. Anyone know much about hook swords? The general tactics, what style uses them, etc?
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Why are trolls always claiming not have appendages they actually have? Thus far, we have:
-Stacey- missing Mr. Happy
-Boxer- Missing Mr. Happy
-Snapper- This is the really weird one, considering the name, one would assume no Mr. Happy, but instead, he zigs where other trolls zag, and he's got a missing arm.
-Ralek- Missing Mr. Springer
Is this phenomenon peculiar to KFO trolls, or are there other avulsed annoyances out there, typing as fast as they can without the full use of their limbs and brains?
And what kung fu technique would you use in a fight against them?
Aaaargh, I'm a Pirate
But is it still good?Originally posted by Ryu.
I also have a phase 1.....*gak*..*gak*...gkk (real Ryu choking the crap out of Bizarro Ryu.)
I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon
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Thats right Snapper zig's where others less successfull trolls zag, and you haven't seen the last of snapper.....oh no my friends I may not be able to use this name anymore but I will be back with an all new and better story.
In addition: I would like some sort of trophy for my extreemly long thread
Thankyou to all my fans
I could beat you with one arm tied behind my back
One armed and proud....
Give me five.......
pass the salt please
Don't forget :
- Neal Cameron aka jojitsu aka "Tathagata your friendly h0mosexual martial artist": not only being obsessed with his own miniscule Mr. Happy, but also aggressively coveting everyone else's Mr. Happy...
Technique? Probably the devastating Klingon Ritual of Renunciation, where everyone glares, crosses their arms, and turns their backs on the miserable offender, forever cutting him off from the tribe.
Alternatively, the Eskimo practice of collectively laughing at them wherever they go and whatever they do is pretty nasty.
Nolite irasci, aequiperate.
virtual tough-guy/sensei
Ronin for hire
sick!!!
Go Surf!
Train hard and work hard to gain mastery.
Do not train and you gain nothing.
Spread good karma!!! Because if you dont, you get hit by bad karma!!!
Then you will step in dog crap!!!=)
Karate's better!!!
Starting the far queue
I want a serrated version.
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Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.
god of war
I'll take two.
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
Faith requires no eyes
is that available in a +5 flaming version?
Your only limitations are the ones you set for yourself.
"Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. " - Scarface
"It's about the energy, about concentrating on a single point in time." - Chen Zhen
"Playing video games does not make strong muscles. However it builds lighting fast eye to hand cooridantion and reflexes that allowed me to defeated the former heavy wight san shou champion of the world." - Ralek
I crush things.
Just found this while surfing the net...
http://www.mastermehrdad.com/manmagarticle.htm
http://www.mastermehrdad.com
Read the first link 1st.
Nothin like good ol' hapkido shaolin.
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
Mile High Playa
Must be out of the Southern Temple
lol funny find
Um well at least the guy has balls, and hopefully he'll step into the ring.
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
I crush things.
Yeah, it actually was the first result when I searched for kung fu magazine.com on webcrawler.
I gotta go help teach kids class.
Peaceout!
SD
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
crazy cow killin sidekick
hapkido shaolin
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."
Chairman of the ORA-board
hmmm
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