Seeing Reemul and putting on the spandex!
Jon using his Tae Bo speed quickly turns on Kyle Minogue dance music and beguins his warm up.
After approximately 10 minutes of star jumps, sit up's and push ups im ready to bust some fairy fist.
Seeing reemul in his matrix jump 9 feet in the air[still] i quickly attempt the only thing a good tae bo fighter would... I try and kick him in the face. Due to my ammazing splits abilty, i easily make my foot reach the 9 feet and bring my big toe crashing into the side of his head with brutal force. I follow up by loadly yelling KI YAHHHH.
I then turn to Starchaser107 and beguin my flashdance fist form, Starchaser having no idea how to counter such a dangerous and darn attractive technique can do nothing but sit in awe of my skills and drool.
Turning on Wu-shu chick now, i realise my fighting skills will not be so easy to use... Wu-shu chick trys insulting my attire...
This was her first and only mistake, being a Tae Bo man i immediatly began to dish out the 'talk to the hand girl' and 'you aint all that' smack talk which always works in these situations. Then calling on all of my reserve, i simply talked much louder than she was capable of. Totaly drowning out any of her opinions with my load and obnoxious voice.
The Spandex fist has proven himself once again
Up and down, forward and backward, left and right, its all the same. All of this is done with the mind, not externaly.
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Shaped dragon and looking monkey, sitting tiger and turning eagle.
"I wonder how they would do against jon's no-tension fu. I bet they'd do REALLY WELL."
- Huang Kai Vun
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