I saw this on another forum; just can't resisit posting it here.

The Santa maybe an undercover memeber of an elite mall security special force dubbed as mall ninja deployed through out American shopping centers. W/ their expertise in special tactic and the way of ninja, the American consumers can shop in safety. umm, good take down? "That's good Santa, I got it; you don't have to kick him again..."

http://web-comm.com/ar15/mallninja1.mpg