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Thread: How do you know when Bruce Lee is dating your sister ?

  1. 10-03-2001, 08:17 PM #1
    Mojo Guest

    How do you know when Bruce Lee is dating your sister ?

    Q. How do you know when Bruce Lee is dating your sister ?

    A1. You come home late at night and trip over a yellow jumpsuit.

    A2. Groggy in the morning, you go to spray on underarm deoderant and you clock yourself in the head with a nunchuks.

    :D
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  2. 10-03-2001, 08:49 PM #2
    Grappling-Insanity Guest
    rrrrrriiiiiigggghhhhttttt.....
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  3. 10-03-2001, 08:51 PM #3
    Kung Lek Guest
    when she comes home smelling like a corpse?

    Kung Lek
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  4. 10-03-2001, 08:52 PM #4
    wu_de36 Guest
    A3. He shakes your hand and says "Hi. Bruce Lee. Nice to meet you."

    ****, I'm hilarious.
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  5. 10-03-2001, 08:52 PM #5
    KC Elbows Guest
    He tries the old finger pointing at the moon and she sends him to a remote island with Mr. Hand?
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  6. 10-03-2001, 08:52 PM #6
    GunnedDownAtrocity Guest
    hahahahahaha .....

    that was very unexpected kunglek.

    sounds like something i would say.

    where's my beer?
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  7. 10-03-2001, 08:55 PM #7
    GunnedDownAtrocity Guest
    you hear "oooooaaaaaahhhh, whaaaaaaaaa, eeeeeiiii" in cadence with the soft thud of a head board hitting the wall from upstairs.

    where's my beer?
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  8. 10-03-2001, 09:09 PM #8
    Mojo Guest
    She starts talking with an odd asian accent.
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  9. 10-03-2001, 09:12 PM #9
    Mojo Guest
    KC elbows
    LOL !! :D

    Keep 'em comin guys !
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  10. 10-03-2001, 09:34 PM #10
    Mojo Guest
    If you knew she was dating him you could slap fight with her, then tease her with the line 'Broads don't hit back'.
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  11. 10-03-2001, 09:51 PM #11
    DrunkenMonkey Guest
    When you find some idiot with no sense of humor whatsoever post on a Kung Fu forum somewhere...

    "****ed be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and ****ed be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism." - Anonymous
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  12. 10-03-2001, 09:54 PM #12
    Nexus Guest
    When you overhear your sister speaking on the telephone, and she responds, 'I learned it from Yip Man' and you wonder what she could possibly be talking about.

    - Nexus
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  13. 10-03-2001, 09:55 PM #13
    KC Elbows Guest
    Her new boyfriend makes the weirdest faces at the hieght of passion?

    Her new boyfriend always has to fight Kareem before going upstairs to her bedroom?

    During lovemaking, he always dies before the really good stuff?

    He offers to show her things the other chinese won't?
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  14. 10-03-2001, 10:10 PM #14
    Mojo Guest
    The 'Black Beauty' is always parked in your driveway

    She's constantly humming 'The flight of the bumble bee'.

    You hear her yell 'Do me Kato' and you know she doesn't know any of O.J.'s friends.
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  15. 10-03-2001, 10:19 PM #15
    KC Elbows Guest
    O.J.'s friends!!! :D
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