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Thread: How do you know when Bruce Lee is dating your sister ?

  1. 10-03-2001, 10:29 PM #16
    diego Guest

    i like the kareem one

    HAHA

    "I finish the job with a tiger claw into the throat. Remember guys'INSERT CORNY WHITEBOY VOICE' use extreme violence against your opponents always, that will discourage them from hurting other people" kungfu site technique sec.VS?."...
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  2. 10-03-2001, 10:32 PM #17
    PHILBERT Guest

    This will probably get me banned,

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>A2. Groggy in the morning, you go to spray on underarm deoderant and you clock yourself in the head with a nunchuks.[/quote]


    Hmmmm, I wonder where he was placing those nunchaku the night before? :eek:
    :D
    ;)
    :p

    PHILBERT
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  3. 10-03-2001, 10:33 PM #18
    Mojo Guest
    She developes a taste for hash brownies.
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  4. 10-03-2001, 10:38 PM #19
    GunnedDownAtrocity Guest
    she's always eating brownies and really happy, when just a week before she was on a diet and grumpy most of the time.

    where's my beer?
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  5. 10-03-2001, 10:44 PM #20
    mantis108 Guest
    When she kicks your butt with a leaping side kick, and/or does an one inch punch on your center sending your flying onto the wall behind you. Pretty nasty evident, I say. :rolleyes: :eek: :D :confused: :p

    Mantis108

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  6. 10-03-2001, 10:48 PM #21
    Mojo Guest
    You sit down on the couch and one of these sticks you in the @ss.
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  7. 10-04-2001, 02:11 AM #22
    Nutt'nhunny Guest
    yellow babies, Linda do you really want yellow babies?
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  8. 10-04-2001, 02:25 AM #23
    phoenix-eye Guest
    When her idea of a climax is to jump six feet in the air and land on your throat with both her feet. Then she does a slow motion pan around for the camera while making a shocked/concerned/angry/worried sort of expression.

    "We had a thing to settle so I did him"
    Tamai, 43, was quoted by Police as saying.
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  9. 10-04-2001, 02:34 AM #24
    Chang Style Novice Guest
    You tell the guy - I don't want you seeing my sister no more. Now, get outta town you yellow bellied slant.

    And you wake up weeks later.

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  10. 10-04-2001, 11:37 PM #25
    Royal Dragon Guest
    I'm not EVEN going to comment on THAT one!!! :rolleyes:


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  11. 10-04-2001, 11:45 PM #26
    Ming the Merciless Guest
    yet another one honeysucks demented fantasies. Just like his daddy used to give it to him.
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  12. 10-05-2001, 12:07 AM #27
    GunnedDownAtrocity Guest
    i just now realized that mojo beat me to the hash brownies by one post.

    where's my beer?
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  13. 10-05-2001, 12:08 AM #28
    KC Elbows Guest
    That took awhile, GDA. Too many brownies? ;)
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