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Thread: how come smoking cigerettes makes you have to poop sometimes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    i'm sloppy drunk again.

    where's my beer?
    i miss me sometimes.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    ... just wondering.

    where's my beer?

    Are you using your mouth?

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    Greetings,

    Each time you smoke a cigarette you die. So those are actually "dead man's final kraps" that you are taking. Wong Ying Home's description of there being a constriction parallels the cessation of things when you die, causing that final bowel movement to replay itself over, over, and over again each time you smoke.


    mickey

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    i think its really funny that it matters enough for me to say this, but im a non-smoker now. this thread is over 3 years old. found it when i searched for my quitting smoking thread to post my 3 year marker.

    still get sloppy drunk sometimes though.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    ... just wondering.

    where's my beer?



    Maybe its because only a stupid **** still smokes cigarrettes...

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    On an episode of house, season 2 I think, he "prescribes" cigarettes to a dude as a laxative. Why? because he can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    it can't be just me . .. .

    where's my beer?
    used to happen to me all the time too man
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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