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    Talking Jesus

    Love you very much!
    felito

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    i bet i could kick jesus's a$$.
    where's my beer?

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    One on one you probably could kick his a$$, but, he hangs around with about 12 others who'll gang up on you if you try it.
    No brag, just fact.

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    felito:

    dat's nice. buddah thinks you're pretty groovy too.

    Nolite irasci, aequiperate.

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    yeah . . .i forgot jesus was a gang leader.
    where's my beer?

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    He was also the son of God don't forget that!
    Don't mess with Jesus if you don't want to mess with the Main Man HIMSELF!
    killer kung fu commando streetfighter who has used his devastating fighting system to defeat hordes of attackers in countless combat situations

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    GDA

    Yeah, I heard he was the founder of the disciples.

    Buby

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    Technically 12 others, but if you've got some cash, I'll bet you could get at least one of 'em to back out before the fight.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    I heard he was the first to make the "preacher" look fashionable.
    "Martial Arts will help lead to d@mnation Yes, d@mnation!"

    -Bible Truths.

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    god's child

    I thought we are all god's children! its just not fair i tell ya.

    Buby

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    Yeah your right but would you want to get the Big Kahuna angry?
    killer kung fu commando streetfighter who has used his devastating fighting system to defeat hordes of attackers in countless combat situations

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    You know, I went to one of his concerts, it was OK I guess, but who wants fish and loaves before a show? Hell, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger tried to steal the show, but Mary had to throw Mick off stage before the bouncers could take care of Keith. Anyway, I didn't think Thomas was really into the gig, he just didn't seem to think they were good enough, and then the big J kept dissing the opening act, The Minion. So, things really spun out of control, the foot washing stations were charging like fifteen bucks, and J was walking around with this holier than thou thing, my daddy said this and that, and he didn't even play "An Eye For An Eye" or "Cane and Abel". He really got crucified over that one.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    Give him a few days, he'll be back.
    "Martial Arts will help lead to d@mnation Yes, d@mnation!"

    -Bible Truths.

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    Yeah, but it'll just be a private show for a few hangers on. What about the ticket holders?
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    Anywho

    The guy's a legend. He is the guy that invented burning down the stage for Christ's (!) sake!

    A whole bloody temple infact.
    "Martial Arts will help lead to d@mnation Yes, d@mnation!"

    -Bible Truths.

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