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  1. 12-27-2001, 01:13 PM #16
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    Nah

    He'll come back with another gimmic.

    Bowie had The Ziggy Stardust album, Manson his American Family, Floyd their Wall, but Jesus.......

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  2. 12-27-2001, 01:14 PM #17
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    Remember, The Apostles don't fight fair either. Christ will be all passive while Peter sneaks up and lops your ear off with his sword.

    They invented good cop/bad cop.

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    If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV
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  3. 12-27-2001, 01:20 PM #18
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    Its Stephen I'm scared of. After surviving that stoning, he's bitter and TWISTED. He's the kind of Saint that'd bite.
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  4. 12-27-2001, 01:40 PM #19
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    I'm still trying to get the new album

    from Jesus's band. Apparantly Andrew the Fisherman lays down some wikid beats on that b!tch.

    I've also heard that Bartholomew really spews some nice vocals. A lot of pent-up emotion that Bart, he is one MEAN MoFo.
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  5. 12-27-2001, 05:05 PM #20
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    I must admit, those dancing girls on the video for "Turn the Other Cheek" are HOT!!
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  6. 12-27-2001, 06:11 PM #21
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    Unhappy heyzues is STRAIGHT POP

    get with judas,he'got conects with EMPIRE "SOUNDS LIKE SOME 77 SOFTROCK STARSHIP ****" AND DONT FORGET TO COP THE LEADS SOLO---THE POPE:HE DOPE-WITH HIS FIRST SINGLE turning dope to pope.its good ish

    btw yall know what moses was smoking.
    he forgot to write down his authors comments
    I DONT GIVE A **** WHAT,WHEN IT COMES TO LEADING THIS CANYON-EHYO I JUST GOTTA GET ME **** ******.AHEM
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  7. 12-27-2001, 06:18 PM #22
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    Hey you gotta admit, the man had some Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious chi!

    Come on, let's see you turn municipal water into a fine Cabernet Savignon!
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  9. 12-27-2001, 07:37 PM #24
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    I love that episode of South Park where Satan asked God for advice with his love life and God told him that he would find the balance because he’s a Buddhist.
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  10. 12-29-2001, 01:52 PM #25
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    KC

    That's right - the "cheeks" really surprised me!

    Then again, its no wonder the chicks were getting saucy in that video, rumour has it they'd drunk about 8 pints of "water" each......
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  11. 12-29-2001, 08:37 PM #26
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    what about Simon the Magi?

    Now there was a guy that was mostly written out of the gospel tales. Though our founding religion friends have a bit to say about him.

    hmmmmmn, I wonder why???

    Just stirring it up a bit heh heh heh.

    anyway, peace and love all you KF'ers it's all good.

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  12. 01-30-2003, 12:42 AM #27
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    jesus christ

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    jesus christ
    where's my beer?
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  13. 01-30-2003, 12:48 AM #28
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    and it was simply ...

    "sounds good."
    where's my beer?
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