Li Lian Jie (Jet Li)

[wushu chik]

Well, if you remember correctly, Jet was the bad guy in LW4! He does a pretty d@mn good job. Hopefully, sooooooooon, they will start updating that site more (jetli.com) so that we know when the boy breathes or somethin....it's been a while!!!

~Wen~

[dezhen2001]

did anyone see any more pics of Hero apart from the ones there?
OMG - just realised i'm getting near 1500 posts!

david

ps: tae li -

[Tae Li]

yep........

Tae Li

[dezhen2001]

just wanted to wink at ya
how he heck r ya doing miss?

david

[Tae Li]

firstly dawood its *the* for correction purposes....:P

secondly, im GREAT cos jet li GREAT thus we are both just GREAT.

good enuf answer for ya there?

u know im still loking for the notes of FOL theme song to put on my fone as a ringtone....

Tae Li

[Tae Li]

hey mr....forgot to ask U...how the heck are YOU? LOL

OH AND HERES MY WINK TO U

s, back to the jetster........any new news?

[wushu chik]

Yep~ I got new news....I have the Jetster bound, and gagged in my bedroom!! AND YOU DON'T!!!! Muah ha ha ha h ah aha ha hahaahahhaahaha.....

~Wen~

PS~ 760....we only need 240 now!! wooo hooooo

[Tae Li]

LOL!

wait a second......but how can u have him there when he is here walking FREELY AND CONCENTUALLY with me???:S

here Jet, type something......

Jet says: is your name wendy? cool name but i refer Tae Li, it has a certain ring to it:Q

HEEHHEEHHE, MUUUUUUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tae Li ruler of the jet kingdom

[Tae Li]

*prefer

[wushu chik]

Unfortunately, that's the CLONE i produced to FOOL YOU. MUAH HA HA HA HA. It has worked well, my silly chica!! You are walking with a cloan, and I have the REAL DEAL in my bedroom!!! So sad...I am surprised YOU of all people couldn't figure it out. Jet lives in the states girl...so it's so much easier for me to kidnap him than you!!!

~Wen~

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PS...In memory of 9/11~~This is Post 911 for me

[Tae Li]

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

actiually, i DID discover that u had cloned him which is why i SWITCHED jets, especially after he called me himself from YOUR room begginf gor the love of God to get away from you and back with me

so with HIS money there was no need to kidnap, he hopped on his plane, and when he got to SYDNEY we switched, so actually YOU have the clone, cheers for the real deal hey? :P

Tae Li

jet has one more thing to say to wen:

jet says: :P:P:P

lol, god this is getting scary....

[wushu chik]

Chica, i am so much smarter than that. I know you switched, which is why I kidnapped him AGAIN while you were away at uni! So much for YOU being the smarter one huh?? And, I have the real one bugged (which you don't know where the bug is so dont even try it) and this way, i know where he is at ALL TIMES. THANK GOD FOR HIS MONEY...that was quite an expensive surgery! He's safely in my posession, and there's nothing you can do about, hence i have about 145 guards around my house making sure he doesn't pull one of his stunts on me!! It's all good though...he's well used!!!

~Wen~

BTW..you're right about one thing...this IS getting scary!

[Tae Li]

when I clap my hands you will wake up again Wendy and remember that its 2002 and Jet Li was allllll a dream, infact you will remember nothing except that Tae Li is now ruler of the worll and u will obey to her command.....

1, 2.....3, *clap*.

WELCOME BACK!

Tae Li wendy gets an extra wink for trying to mess with me and failing

[dezhen2001]

an impressive few posts LOL But where do i fit in to all this? Help carry jet's luggage as he travels back and forth?

well, certainly adding to the post counts

david

[wushu chik]

Well, it's sad, but I think we'll never get this thread to 1000. You know, we really could have...come on Tae Li, you can do it......just try........