You're just lucky Andy Kaufman isn't here, Grapplegirl! He'd show you what real wrestling is all about.
This is a joke - I saw a little bit of a documentary on Kaufman last week, including a segment where he beat up an obviously out-of-shape woman who weighed probably three times what he did, and another where Jerry whatsisname, the pro wrestler he harrassed allowed Kaufman to put him in a headlock, and once it was clear Kaufman had his hooks in as deep as he could, put him into a vicious side suplex that looked like it just about crippled the comedian.
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.