lol, he might have been inferring that you couldn't possible whack off 'too often'.
3-5 hours
6-8 hours
9 or more hours
days at a time (as if)
lol, he might have been inferring that you couldn't possible whack off 'too often'.
"George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."
"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
"Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"
It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"
I thought that we already established that Wan King Chuan depletes the Jing and is a bad thing to practice too often.
depends, I was taught a special chi kung to reestablish the chi pool post wank.
"George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."
"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
"Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"
It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"
Now there's a thread killer right there!Originally posted by Oso
depends, I was taught a special chi kung to reestablish the chi pool post wank.
Oso, you're that embarassing uncle who dribbles in the corner at parties right?!
Now you're in trouble...
what are these exercises!
its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist
Sometime blog on training esp in Japan
sure thing bro. i actually got it from this website:Originally posted by IronFist
Can you share these exercises?
mainsite
http://www.pranayama.org/
heres the actual technique.....
http://www.pranayama.org/Merchant2/m...ode=TECHNIQUES
its free to download, but you can send in a donation if you see results. though theres no obligation. websites cost to maintain tho so i can understand perfectly.
i also do the lung capacity exercise. its pretty freakin good. ive had asthma all my life. im already breathing more correctly, meaning slower and more relaxed and the constant tension in my chest is almost gone.....
"get into the deeper sleep before your body really gets to start recuperating and healing."
Ahhh... Yes. I left that off my list.
There are really too many variables to make definate statements about how much anyone needs on a generalized basis.
"depends, I was taught a special chi kung to reestablish the chi pool post wank."
Sweet. Like a pron stra.
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
Man, you come straight outta a Jackie Chan movie.
Extra points to whoever can name which one.
There is a vid if you follow the link, but the scene from that Jackie Chan movie is better.
Snooze like a Kung Fu master: Formidable Chinese builder takes a comfortable nap on a SINGLE ROPE
Fu Hong, 45, from Bijie in south-west China keeps balance on rope strand
Called 'Mr Rope-Sleeper' by friends and known for sleeping around town
Says he doesn't want the fame and just wants simpler life of a farmer
By GABRIEL SAMUELS FOR MAILONLINE and VICKI CHENG FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 07:17 EST, 6 April 2016 | UPDATED: 07:41 EST, 6 April 2016
A Chinese man has attracted attention in his local area by performing a remarkable feat of balance - falling asleep on a single strand of rope used as a make-shift hammock.
Fu Hong, a 45-year-old builder from Bijie, Guizhou province, south-west China, is known locally for hanging up his rope horizontally around town and laying down on it with perfect balance.
He is even called 'Mr Rope-Sleeper' by his colleagues on the construction site and his impressive antics first started to go viral on the internet five years ago.
Talent: Fu Hong, a 45-year-old builder from Bijie, south-west China, is able to sleep on a rope held horizontally
Famous: He is even called 'Mr Rope-Sleeper' by his colleagues on the construction site and went viral in 2010
Showman: Fu is endowed with powerful muscles and says he has never been a fan of performing Kung Fu
Despite the fact that he is short in stature, Fu is endowed with powerful muscles gained from his work on the construction site and says he has never been a fan of performing Kung Fu.
However he is able to lie completely flat on the rope without any visible wobbles and remain there, rather like a martial arts master from a historical drama.
When Fu was spotted wowing tourists with his stunt at a train station in October 2010, People's Daily Online reported that he had once performed the feat for over an hour.
Fu's colleagues also told reporters how he is a hard-working, modest but undeniably talented person to work with when he isn't doing his party trick.
He has now returned to his hometown, which is being featured for redevelopment by the Chinese government, and is helping work on the construction there.
Amazing: Fu's colleagues also told reporters how he is a hard-working, modest but undeniably talented person
Slumber: Fu says there is a piece of rope hanging in his house and that he gets some much-needed rest on it
Suspended: Fu says he wanted to keep this talent of his quiet because he didn’t mean to become famous
The builder was challenged by members of the local media to see if he can still pull off his trademark stunt five years after he first shot to fame, and confirmed that it was simple for him to do.
Fu says there is a piece of rope hanging in his house the whole time and that he gets some much-needed rest on it whenever he’s free to do so.
However, he says he wanted to keep this quiet because he didn’t mean to become famous and confirmed that all he really wanted was the ordinary life of a farmer.
Gene Ching
Publisher www.KungFuMagazine.com
Author of Shaolin Trips
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Greetings,
Pre Jackie Chan greatness. Sleeping on rope was featured in the New One Armed Swordsman that starred David Chiang and Ti Lung.
mickey
Last edited by mickey; 04-06-2016 at 04:01 PM.
In the movie "Choi Lee Fut Kung Fu" (may be western title version) starring Cliff Lok & Yang Pan Pan, 'Monk Grass', one of Cliff Lok's teachers is first seen sleeping on a rope on the side of a mountain (the famous Choy Lay Fut mountain).
This movie had some of the same main supporting cast as Jackie Chan's "Snake in the Eagle's Shadow" & the first "Drunken Master." I wondered if Cliff Lok weren't more in the spotlight, maybe he would've gotten Jackie's career? or maybe not? He certainly seemed to possess the skill and knack for it.
Greetings,
MarathonTmatt:
Cliff Lok may have been one of the last of the actors of what I call the golden era, 1950's-1970's, who was a martial artist before going into the movies. His nickname, Golden Child, suggested high hopes for him and his presence in the business; then again, he looked like a big boy. He did not have the heroic look. If he had gone into choreography, he might have faired a whole lot better.
mickey
IMO, Cliff Lok was good, but as a star/performer/choreographer, he could never have approached Jackie Chan's level of star power. I agree with mickey that he lacked a hero's looks (then again, so did Jackie until the cosmetic surgery on his eyelids just prior to Snake in the Eagle's Shadow). But more than that, he simply wasn't as charismatic, nor was he the onscreen genius that JC was. Although I personally preferred Sammo to JC.
If I recall correctly, Lau Kar-Leung's Mad Monkey Kung Fu also featured sleeping on a rope.
Last edited by Jimbo; 04-07-2016 at 05:09 PM.