Okay, since you all only helped my "Sexual Tai Chi In the Park" program with your negative vibes and repeated calls to the authorities, I thought I would use our newest thread format to establish this new aspect of my smug superiority.

Feel free to discuss the virtues of tui shou, so that I can laugh at the meager understandings that led you all to have the temerity to question the merits of my series of articles "Why Push Hands Has Helped Me Lead Exotic Dancers To Jesus."

Do not fear, any harsh words you send me will miss their mark, like a buddha palm attacking my already retracted gonads.