that is because your mind is clouded and your perception is weak, so when u see a true Taoist manifestation of the kind my teacher has produced, you cannot amalgamate it
glad I could provide you some amusement, it seems only fitting for all the risible faire with which you have provided us!
LOL! I am feeling sorry for you. But anyway.
(Mak Jo Si, Tin Yat Lineage Taoism) A Taoism Master with 16yrs+ of experience in Taoism and as a career. Exorcism is my profession.