Conan the Barbarian.... :(

[Sardinkahnikov]

Is it truly that bad? Hmm, a pity. What franchise will Hollywood ruin next?

The original Conan movie is actually kind of slow paced and not so heavy on action as you would think, but it has a great nostalgia value to most of us. Blood + sorcery + sword fights + warrior women in bikini armor was a failure-proof formula for a kid growing up in the late 80's and early 90's.

Conan's wisdom:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4UQWY-5UKE