what? my double daggers are totally traditional!

So are my flexible weapons!

All traditional, zero sporting about it.

Kung Fu is cool that way.

YOu wanna box? GTFO, I'll cut you!

remember that Sammy Franco guy anyone?

dude: "what if I came to your school and challenged you?"
sammy "I'd answer my door with a shotgun".

THAT is reality based self defense. Guy was a total d-bag, but actually cut through the whole sport fighting chest pounding crap and got to the root of actual fighting.

There is no safety net. You don't know if there is a weapon. If you don't have a weapon you should get one. Tussling is for kids.