blind dragon style kung fu

[morbicid]

I've recently started training in blind dragon style kung fu. I've been training in Kung Fu for almost a year now and I already feel DEADLY. I'm not trying to brag, but my arms are HUGE now, i'm like over 250 pounds and it's all speed. None of you can even fathom what it's like to take REAL kung fu. I did 2900 punches in my last workout, and I was just getting WARMED UP. At my school, we all get in line and do backflips for like an hour, and then we throw knives at each other and the other guy catches them. It takes a lot of speed so most of you shouldnt even TRY IT. My sensei knows eight different forms of qigong, and has founded his own style of kung fu, called blind dragon, which he only teaches to myself and 3 others... we are the only ones that he trusts to pass on the knowlege correctly. It's a big responsibility. None of you have any idea what it's like to really train in traditional kung fu... like the ancient masters used to. At my school, we have a freezer where we freeze small blocks of ice, about the size of a brick, and smash them with spinning kicks!! If any of you messed with ANYONE from our school, you would get hit with a 540 degree spinning hook kick before you even knew what was going on. I have been reading a lot and have even gotten pretty good at drunken monkey and leaping snake styles.

I feel that I can protect myself from ANY situation now. Some guy tried messing with me at the mall a couple weeks ago, and I SMASHED him in the face with a quick reverse punch. He never knew what hit him. It just goes to show that people who dont know real kung fu should just keep their mouths shut or someone will shut it for them like right away. If any of you want to know what REAL kung fu is like, dont bother even talking to me until you can do 400 push ups in a row and then smash a brick with your bare hands.