Ok, here's the deal..


Today i met a girl. She's really ****ing pretty, and as an added bonus, she is into fitness. She likes jogging, i like martial arts and fitness

Anyway, in a blaze of overzealous manliness, i falsely, and foolishly claimed that i could jog for miles. I know, i'm an idiot, or an average man, but whatever..
This wouldn't be so bad, but she has RUN THE LONDON MARATHON TWICE (24 miles)

So, to cut a long story short, i have around two weeks to increase my running stamina tenfold. I haven't been cycling in a few months due to bad whether, so i am really starting from scratch.
If anyone has some sure fire ways for me to not look like a complete *****, i would really appreciate it.

Thanks.