Let's get back to slamming the wing chun guys.

Here's why:

1) Public slap fights between best known practitioners

2) Too many schools that think sticky hands is fighting

3) The name changes are faster than the practitioners

4) Idiotic lineage infighting in print

5) "Now you see it now you don't" ground fighting

That's right wing chun folks, someone actually said it, your dirty little secrets are out now, you slap boxing mofos, everyone now sees that you are like the drunken aunt of the martial arts family, everyone knows you're nice, but you've got cranberry on your face and you've got that smell that proves that milk ain't the source of ALL cheese.