Dear Mr SanSoo Student:

Perhaps your online lessons have already started, unbeknownst to you. I see that you have only have 422 posts at this time. While it is clear that you have some skill behind the keyboard, and you appear to have some dedication, pleading with your Sifu will not allow you to unlock the secrets of Shao-Lin. A more respectful meditation is required while the lessons continue.

Sincerely,

dimmakseminar