Who Wants To Go Egging Tonight?
Anyone who wants to go egging tonight, to get the last weekend before Halloween started right, meet me on the corner of Addison and Central Park at 7:13 PM exactly. I'll be the guy in the easter bunny costume with the basket full of rotten eggs!
Be There Or Be Square!
I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero - Warrior Man