Craptacular! Craptacular

Flank'n Flankies latest!

The official advertisement , for the latest coming fresh from your hsk official historian's butt!

Quick everyone, give the guy the applause for his craptacular book!

Remember , you get the crap in print form at your fingertips, for just $9.99 including postage. Grab the chance and learn the secrets of the futshan hung sing kwoon!

Yeah, we know, greenhouse effect and environmental conservation... but you still got to use the paper.....even if its for toiletry needs!
Remember, what's the difference between the use in the (his) latest new craptacular book and the flankies own toiletry needs?

Well, one is where he PRINTS crap onto the precious paper. The other is where he WIPES crap onto the paper. Which do you prefer?

The difference you ask? Well, think ODOUR! one may be relatively odourless, the other will stink you to futshan and back.

Free trip to the futshan hung sing kwoon. Remember keep the spot light on his futshan craptacular!