I've got yer stamp book right here!
(ok, we know that this can just go on ad infinitum, ad absurdum, ad nauseum, so let's just say that whatever you got, I got it right here! But considering that there really is no "here", that would mean it's nowhere; which would mean that I don't really got it. Which means that it might be in your stamp book, which I don't got, so I wouldn't know even if you did. Which you don't. I think.)