http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...pf_rd_i=507846
check out the reviews...somebody from KFM forums has been moonlighting...hah!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...pf_rd_i=507846
check out the reviews...somebody from KFM forums has been moonlighting...hah!
"George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."
"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
"Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"
It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"
This is the most tremendous review ever written for the three wolf moon t-shirt:
First, the most awesome AND magic shirt ever made-
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Kung Fu is good for you.
hilarious.
Originally posted by BawangOriginally posted by Bawangi had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.
I wonder what would happen if I carried a black light velvet picture of Elvis around Mal-Wart?
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
you're slipping bro.
I mean the boobs are fine, but that top one is bordering on dayum ugly.
not your standard offerings.
Kung Fu is good for you.
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
Following in line with the above post I came across this on Amazon as well... go to the comments. it's worth it.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M...ref=pd_sbs_a_5
Originally posted by BawangOriginally posted by Bawangi had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.
another hilarious one. This is a must read in the comments.
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkad...f=pd_sbs_gro_5
Originally posted by BawangOriginally posted by Bawangi had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.
Hys-frickin-sterical.