I liked the part where Kwong Sifu was talking about fighting. You'd think a relatively rotund older guy like that wouldn't be able to move, but he was as fast (if not faster) than Phillip. He was like a world-wind with his flowery kung fu, and as fat and fleshy as his hands were I'm sure he's trained his hands, so getting hit by him's probably like getting hit with a sock full of quarters. Those clips almost made me want to start studying Cantonese again...
I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero - Warrior Man