Sifu Jon Surritt
For an erection, you need the whole chicken; not just the leg. It gives new meaning to the term "meat puppet."Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown
I am not sure that anyone here wants to know what you do with a chicken leg and an erection!
Now excuse me, I will do my ventriloquist act while drinking a glass of water and my chicken meat puppet will try to convince you not to eat at Chick-fil-A!
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Revolving chicken legs....yuuummmmmmmHow DARE you forget about me! I have The ULTIMATE CHICKEN LEG SYMBOL!!! And it is homemade from scratch if I may say so myself. I tried to make one that revolves, but when I did it only made plain that it is slightly off center!
Personally speaking, I would stick one of them in the "oven"....I am not sure that anyone here wants to know what you do with a chicken leg and an erection!
Last edited by Hardwork108; 02-11-2011 at 04:23 PM.
NIII
why not just say hawking... its not like everyone doesnt know his name...He sounds like that English scientist who is wheel chair bound because of a rare neural disease. That scientist is a genius.....but I don't know about this guy?
it actually crossed my mind that happeh may be YOU...
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well, it seems to be universal: when we used to pick up Chan Tai San from Brooklyn and drive him out to Long Island for the day at the old Mineola school, he used to always remind us to "mai Chickee-a" (buy chicken), and it was always to be obtained at the place of the man with the white beard - as indicated by CTS by indicating a long beard at his chin; this, incidently, was in STARK contrast to the place of the man with the big hat - Roy Rogers - which was expressly verboten;
so, one time we are in the local KFC, and being the instigator that I am, I explained to CTS that the man with the white beard was in fact a Colonel ("seung-ha" in Cantonese, if I remember correctly), and he thot that this was the most awesomest thing ever, being a former military man himself; from then on, when we went in there, he would salute everyone, including the life-size Colonel Sanders cardboard cut-out; he even made us take a picture of him standing next to it to send back to Toi San
I mean, you can't make this stuff up
and just further evidence that CTS was an evolved Man of Tao, as he prefers the Colonel over the Cowboy...
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the conspiracy theory stuff might coincide, but the whole thing about having lots of sex being unhealthy certainly wouldn't fit HW108, I mean he's healthy as a horse, which according to happeh-theory would mean that he's never had...oh, waitaminit...
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Not up to your usual skin shots, but appropo of the situation.
I can't really remember the exact reason why Happeh was banned now. I generally don't ban people for being clowns (or most of your would be outta here!) There has to be some more palpable transgression. I could search the records, but that seems tiresome as I've already wasted 9:42 watching that vid.
Thanks for finding that, Syn7. You made my morning.
truth be told gene, i was searching you... i know youre a disciple and i was hoping to find a clip of you doing a form at the very least... alas, i did not find any...
help a brother out??? throw one up gene, im curious...
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I may be a genius, but I am not wheelchair bound.
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3 100 years old men got together to share the secret of their longevity.
The 1st old man said, "I don't smoke, I don't drink."
The 2nd old man said, "I don't eat meat, I exercise."
The 3rd man said, "I smoke, drink, eat junk food, and don't exercise, but I have an ugly wife."
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Well that problem is solved, even though I am actually a genius.
Now this forum's challenge is to find someone that makes you look like a normal person.
NIII
is that another humble opinion...???
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The secret of healthy sex is to treat it as a qigong exercise. You breath deep and relaxed and in rhythm. Then you need to clear your mind completely, so as to forget the that the woman you are doing it with even exists.the conspiracy theory stuff might coincide, but the whole thing about having lots of sex being unhealthy certainly wouldn't fit HW108, I mean he's healthy as a horse, which according to happeh-theory would mean that he's never had...oh, waitaminit...
NIII
youre a selfish lover... get down there and let her go for hers... come on HW, give a lil...The secret of healthy sex is to treat it as a qigong exercise. You breath deep and relaxed and in rhythm. Then you need to clear your mind completely, so as to forget the that the woman you are doing it with even exists.
a simple fact about sex... the more fun she has, the more fun youll have... and nothing is more spiritual than intercourse...
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I'm sure that there are many people who would have no trouble at all with that part...]Then you need to clear your mind completely, so as to forget the that the woman you are doing it with even exists.
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We used to sell a sai stand oni mask, but we don't carry it anymore. Sorry. BTW, that was random.Hey Gene, do you know a place/person I can get/order/request Oni mask(s) from?
True dat, brother, true dat.
I figured as much. Truth be told, my forms suck. If I was a good forms player, I probably wouldn't write so much.You might look up old Wing Lam demo footage - I did most of my demos under his banner.
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