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  1. 06-08-2011, 11:06 AM #1
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    Black Bear

    Has teh deadly...

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bre...-1226071687361
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  2. 06-08-2011, 11:25 AM #2
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    Black Bear failed to survive.
    However, he did kill two humans.
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  3. 06-08-2011, 11:41 AM #3
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    thats a two fer one
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  4. 06-08-2011, 11:42 AM #4
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    if i died like this i would expect one awesome eulogy
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  5. 06-08-2011, 11:56 AM #5
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    Big suckers.
    Freaky accidents but how do we know that this wasn't some kamikaze move on the part of the bear?
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  6. 06-08-2011, 11:57 AM #6
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    im tellin ya....those black bears...cant trust em
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  7. 06-08-2011, 12:04 PM #7
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    ...Blackbear appearing in your heeaadddliiigghhtt....
    ...Take these broken claws and learn to fly...
    ...All your life...
    ...You were only waiting for this moment to arise...
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  8. 06-08-2011, 12:18 PM #8
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    nice!!!!!! i wonder if anyone gave the humans a death poem. after all, that is the most important poem.
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    Psalms 144:1
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  10. 06-08-2011, 12:50 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    nice!!!!!! i wonder if anyone gave the humans a death poem. after all, that is the most important poem.
    death poem for humans:

    black bear coming in your headlighhhhttttss
    take a turn or he will smash your heads
    all your life
    you never thought this would be how you wind up dead

    Black Bear crash
    Black Bear smash
    into that night drivers dash....

    Black bear jumping in your car at night
    take your broken limbs and let em lie
    all your life
    you were only waiting for this epic way to die
    you were only waiting for this epic way to die
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  11. 06-08-2011, 01:04 PM #11
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    I've seen deer get hit by cars and survive. That car must either been flying or been a tank to kill a black bear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BJJ-Blue View Post
    I've seen deer get hit by cars and survive. That car must either been flying or been a tank to kill a black bear.
    Nissan Pathfinder is a full size SUV
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    Black Bear, huh?

    Well, Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger doesn't give a sh1t.

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    badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom-snake it's a snake! Oooooo it's a snake...
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    Badgers? BADGERS? We don't need no stinking Badgers !!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54
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