its to hide his round eye. he pretend he is albino chinese with thyroid problem.
Honorary African American
grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC
One time, this guy on the internet tried to disrespect my dojo, so I said:
and he never replied so I guess I won that match.
Also, I'm the guy that wears shades to the club. Because I'm on drugs.
Had a weight lifting challenge from some members of the Pagans motorcycle club. I lost but lived.
I can't agree with this assessment completely. Most married men have only been with 6 different partners before getting married. I agree that keeping a marriage going is hard especially since many of my friends are divorced. Getting laid like a rockstar ain't easy. You have to work at it unless you're banging any ugly chick that looks your way. My friend recently had sex with a 65 year old cause she was offering.
Getting married is easy.
An interesting list of challenges:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_duels
I read about a duel Lincoln fought with sabres. He was challenged, so he chose the method.
Each man stood on his side of a line, 2 lines, a yard apart and fought. Lincoln was very tall, his opponent short. Lincoln won.
Sigung ran a security business, you kept the job as long as you beat the challengers. His trick was to have his opponent pick a quarter of the space, then he would knock him down in it.
One of the keys to a good challenge has to be 'the rules'. It gives the recipient an advantage, makes the challenger earn it.
Guangzhou Pak Mei Kung Fu School, Sydney Australia,
Sifu Leung, Yuk Seng
Established 1989, Glebe Australia
Honorary African American
grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC
My grandfather was a farmer from Puerto Rico and he was involved in several challenge matches to settle disputes with machetes.
They would meet in a grassy plain with their sharpened machetes, they would adhere to the old custom of binding their hand or leg to one another with a cord of up to three feet long, and away they went. The match would end when one of them was dead, mortally or severely injured.
Interesting enough they had techniques to what they did and names for certain movements and attacks with the machete (machetazo= meant a slice or cut, planazo= to strike with the side of the blade, etc) which he taught me in my teenage years.
They have even developed a hybrid martial art from it called Guazábara here is a video of them practicing machete fighting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFA_xrldMio
Here is their site http://www.guazabara.com/
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Tom
Integrated Kung Fu Academy
Kung Fu - Kickboxing - MMA -Self Defense
Media, PA -Delaware County
Do you wear shades for training coz your an M.I.B Agent??? Or coz you're a tool??
As for challenge matches, nope I have never had one.....I've had fights with people trying to knock my head off, I have lost a few....but it's nothing to be proud of!!
I have never pushed someone over and bragged about it like I've won a world heavyweight title, or become so ****ed off when others aren't cheering my name either....
you're too nice to those guys wiz cool. people like to play at martial arts and then get all butt hurt when a fighter puts them in their place. its not patty cake. someone wants to talk a big game and try to humuliate and intimidate you and then they cant handle it when you drop them for their BS.
imo if someone thinks they are a MARTIAL artist, they better be able to back it up. i dont care if someone is an nice guy or a total douche. if you cant fight, dont pretend you can.
we need to b!tch slap some granola outa those peoples mouths more often.
and as for the rest of you, all you long time posters. ive seen most of you brag and gloat so stfu already. who cares if he was trying to get people to share their stories. and who cares if he stuffed some poseurs. i think he should do it more often.
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
Essex Hung Kuen
Unit 11 Kimberley Works
Billet road Walthamstow
London....thats England okay
Let me know when your coming to knock granola out of my mouth eh?
I could do with a laugh, people like you disgrace martial arts..... As I said I've never had a challenge match..... Mainly coz no one ever turns up..... You gonna post your kwoon address so interested parties can find you.....I doubt it.
Ya im gonna fly over seas. And ya i know ur new here and obviously humor deprived. Way to get your panties in a bunch over the internet. I live jn oregon west coast you can pm me when u get here and we can knife fight. and no i dont give martial arts a bad name. Doesnt need me for that. I am however impressed with your very timely rant tho. Good job sport. U cant troll me i troll me
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For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.