Is Shaolin-Do for real?

[Lucas]

I learn secretly by peeking through the wall during all your rape sessions. i steal the technique and absorb the qi by watching you when you drink the tears of the fallen shaolin do student. i have the skeletal structure of a wombat combat genius

[sanjuro_ronin]

call it tang family tibetan yak kung fu


legend has that monk yue kong met a hermaphrodite who was skilled in art of grabbling. yue kong pretended to be raped by the hermaphrodite jiang yun many times and eventually secretly learned the whole system.

This is so disturbing that it is probably true !

[Lucas]

This is so disturbing that it is probably true !

bawang only tells the truth about kungfu history. he would never lie

[bawang]

I learn secretly by peeking through the wall during all your rape sessions. i steal the technique and absorb the qi by watching you when you drink the tears of the fallen shaolin do student. i have the skeletal structure of a wombat combat genius

i see potential within u. with my magic x ray vision i can see qi is pouring out of your huiyin point like golden light. you will be my speshul student. i will teach you the secrets of the system, the 36 hermaphrodite joint locks.

[Lucas]

I am honored and i would like to offer you 3 bucket of KFC all kinds extra crispy, spicy and southern style. I also give you extra large tub of mayo, sifu.

[bawang]

I am honored and i would like to offer you 3 bucket of KFC all kinds extra crispy, spicy and southern style. I also give you extra large tub of mayo, sifu.

you must go on a magical journey to obtain the legendary double down sandwich and smear it on the statue of guan gong. only then can the bai si ceremony begin.

also bring me 1 small brown rock from the grand canyon

[kwaichang]

1 I said many posts ago that that form was a Hybrid or made up form and not TangLang I said prob a Cranr type or bird form.
2 I am not currently training with anyone and may not train with SD again .
3 I will keep training in my forms of choice as I feel they have value and "real CMA" origin.
4 I have a long history in CMA and JMA, and will cont to train etc.
5 The true history and origin of SD forms will prob never be known.
6 SD is a good art and offers alot of good training, it is sad the GM The has not presented it different or called it something else instead.
7 all of this is all about a Name , much like those people who wanted to name their son Adolph Hitler. the Gov said no even though they had a right to. Much like GMT. KC

[bawang]

1 I said many posts ago that that form was a Hybrid or made up form and not TangLang I said prob a Cranr type or bird form.

is this the form
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZP-4L8IHKQ

[GeneChing]

you must go on a magical journey to obtain the legendary double down sandwich and smear it on the statue of guan gong. only then can the bai si ceremony begin.

also bring me 1 small brown rock from the grand canyon

I'm not sure that the forum approves of such behavior. Knock it off, you two. We're all getting nervous.

[kwaichang]

Bawang, what is scary is you came up with that Vid so fast is that part of your "personal" collection. Scary very scary. KC

[Judge Pen]

Bawang, what is scary is you came up with that Vid so fast is that part of your "personal" collection. Scary very scary. KC

What are you talking about. Bawang was the writer, director, producer and star of the show.

[hskwarrior]

what? who taught you this??? this is not authentic wombat combat

he learned it from the video of Sin The doing it. Sin The claims he learned the wombat combat from a blind bat

[Lucas]

you must go on a magical journey to obtain the legendary double down sandwich and smear it on the statue of guan gong. only then can the bai si ceremony begin.

also bring me 1 small brown rock from the grand canyon

in honor of my teacher i buy helicopter. now I have the address to grand canyon kfc, im almost there texing from my smart phone. i got the rock for you but i had to battle a naked indian that was high on peyote and he got some stuff all over the rock. i dont know if i can use my choppper in the drive through, but when i get the double down i will find a statue of guan gong to smear the greatness all over.

[Lucas]

he learned it from the video of Sin The doing it. Sin The claims he learned the wombat combat from a blind bat

never! i would never learn from sin kwang the. he does not posess the true spirit of the wombat. indonesia doesnt even have wombats! plus i be he never met the colonel

[tattooedmonk]

SD students, what is / are you favorite KUNG FU KATA(s)?