Busted TCM practitioners

[taai gihk yahn]

What is the Chinese term for prostate massages? Some one here has got to know. Dale?

I think his comment about how his "door is always open" refers to something else...

their surveillance revealed boxes of condoms and opened wrappers, signs depicting sexual activities and a scantily clad female at the clinic.

that's almost Pythonesque in it's phrasing - so, when they say signs depicting sexual activity, do they mean like this?