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    the parable of david ross

    general qi jiguang had command of a quarter of the ming empires soldiers. when he sent mail to corrupt officials, he always ended the letter with "your humble lapdog/your ever loyal minion"


    when corrupt official held a poem writing party, yue fei pushed him off his seat, drank a full cup of wine and wrote, "when the city is burning, you can write some more".

    general qi sacrificed his dignity to keep fighting, instead of ending up like yue fei.

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    With friends like these...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    You gotz a fanboy, lkfmdc.
    I think he has at least 2.
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    the last day or so on this forum has been the equivalent of snugging with a favorite blanket from infanthood;

    an old, threadbare, second-hand smoke infused, pee and vomit stained blanket, but a favorite no less

    good times, good times...

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    lol...soooo warmmmm...but it stinks....warmmmmm....stinky! warmmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    the last day or so on this forum has been the equivalent of snugging with a favorite blanket from infanthood;

    an old, threadbare, second-hand smoke infused, pee and vomit stained blanket, but a favorite no less

    good times, good times...
    me too mang. brings back magical times, i feel young again

    its like that 5 day old kfc chicken leg, you microwave it and know its gonna give you diarrhea, but it still tastes good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    me too mang. brings back magical times, i feel young again

    its like that 5 day old kfc chicken leg, you microwave it and know its gonna give you diarrhea, but it still tastes good.
    ain't nothing give u the runs like 5-day old KFC; except maybe 3-day old Red Lobster...

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    Ahhhhhh! The good old days are good new days again!!!!

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    I like Dave Ross. He made DJ throw a fit, and that was awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    I like Dave Ross. He made DJ throw a fit, and that was awesome.
    I threw a fit did I?

    cool.

    when?
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    not for nothing, it's the liveliest morning forum's had for some time, lol...

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    Lively yes!
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