The Quote of the Week Thread
I thought this would be fun place to post your most entertaining, insulting, humorous, and or outrageous quotes on KFM Forum. You can post them on this thread with a hyperlink or PM them to me for nominations and I'll post a winner every Monday.
I used to have a call center sales job and would write down all the outrageous **** the sales reps would say over the phone on Fridays and make people guess who said it. Its usually good fun. Here's a couple I found:
"When you grasp zen, you see the Asian and the absence of Asian. There is no distinction."-Gene Ching
"Maybe Hendrik is an Immortal"-Graham H
And my personal favorite:
"Just replace Paleo Diet with Dysentery."-Wenshu
"if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang
"I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake
"Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost