Page 1 of 5 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 66

Thread: OT: This one is for rogue

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Ace Tomato Co.
    Posts
    719

    OT: This one is for rogue

    After getting nailed by a "daisy-cutter", Osama made his way to the pearly gates.

    There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped found!" yells Mr. Washington slapping Osama in the face.

    Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose.

    James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He stomps the side of Osama's knee.

    Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As Osama writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

    As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

    An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What the **** did you think I said?"
    Monkey vs. Robot

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Posts
    7,044
    oh wait,, Im not Rogue. anyway I think you'll like this http://www.apelsin.nu/classics/

    good nite
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Ace Tomato Co.
    Posts
    719
    Monkey vs. Robot

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Fairbanks, AK, USA
    Posts
    459
    Hmmm, these things disgust me as much as the other 'sides' ignorance
    'i have a new found respect for crowbars now'

    pause

    'atleast it wasn't about sex'

  5. #5
    Thanks Stranger, score one for the Old Dominion!

    Respectmankind, we're not dealing with differing opinions over how to represent a free people or a war between haves and have nots. This whole thing is currently about the West versus a rather large group that would like to see us go away so they can run the show in their own distorted vision. This whole thing is about goverments (Iran, Iraq & Pakistan to name a few) fighting for power and using these intelligent but demented bast@ards to do their dirty work against anyone in their way. This war has been going on for years before 9/11 and will continue for years into the future.

    One thing you should realize is that unlike dealing with Gov'ts like China or Saudi Arabia, co-existence with Islamic terrorists like bin Laden is not an option.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


    People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene

    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.

  6. #6
    This whole thing is currently about the West versus a rather large group that would like to see us go away so they can run the show in their own distorted vision.

    May I respectfully point out that the West does NOT consist of the "US of A" alone, and that the "US of A" does NOT speak for the west. Nor was invited to speak on the behalf of the west regardless of what they think or imagine themselves to be.

    On the other hand if the US keep this position up some now friendly nations might fall in with the Terrorists.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Fairbanks, AK, USA
    Posts
    459
    I was not commenting on anything like that rogue. Do not put words in my mouth.
    'i have a new found respect for crowbars now'

    pause

    'atleast it wasn't about sex'

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Ace Tomato Co.
    Posts
    719
    respectmankind,

    Are you mad about the content of my original post?
    Monkey vs. Robot

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Bombay, India
    Posts
    59
    May I respectfully point out that for all intents and purposes, the West, as it has so quaintly been termed, does indeed consist of the USA and western Europe, and that many of the policies that Europeans like to point, hoot and holler about are simply continuations of old French, British and German policies?

    Examples...

    The Gulf War:

    A direct result of British creation of the Nation of Kuwait, formerly the 39th province of Iraq. The goal was to remove Iraq's access to both a deep sea port, and to the oil reserves, in the fear that Iraq would grow too powerful.

    This support of British-French border creation can also be tagged as partly responsible for the attack on the US.

    The Iran-Iraq War: A direct result of the creation of a border between these two nations by dividing a river in half, rather than the navigable channels of said river in half. The goal, to prevent either nation from effectively using said river to move goods to the gulf and international markets.

    Kashmir: Created to cause conflict between the Muslims and Hindu. God save the Queen.

    Libya and Chad: Created a disputed oil rich region. Thank France.

    Namibia: Thank Germany and South Africa.

    Israel: This is a personal pet peeve, because I hate US support for Israel. The creation of Israel was officially a UN action, and could not have taken place without UN support, but it hardly could have done so without the other European players as well. Even so, in 1922 it was the British who created the Predecessor to Israel, Palestine-Eretz-Israel.

    I can go on and on. The roots of today's conflicts are hardly "American" at all.

    Hell, just about the only conflict that European policies c. WWI didn't cause is the civil unrest in Rwanda and Burundi, and also Sri Lanka.

    Personally, I think it's high time the US stopped acting the World Cop, and let other people deal with their own problems.

    Oh, but wait, then we'd get blamed for not doing anything. Too bad. When China and India are the superpowers, we'll see how different things are.
    Last edited by Shin; 02-18-2002 at 07:46 AM.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Paris, France
    Posts
    685
    ooops, I was about to mention Israël but you edited the post

    On a side note, if the roots of modern conflict are hardly American at all, it is just due to the fact that before WWI the USA had no political power compared to the "old world".
    Therefore, indeed, mosst of the bad roots that were seeded and are now being reaped cannot be attributed to them.
    But you seem to forget quite fast that England has long been and is still a major pro-USA pole in Europe, and that many European actions or interests were therefore influenced by the USA through that gate.
    Last edited by Crimson Phoenix; 02-18-2002 at 07:49 AM.
    Risk 0 doesn't exist.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Bombay, India
    Posts
    59
    Oh, one last thing. The official decision to create Israel as an independent homeland was voted on by the UN general assembly, not just the security council.

    And Crimson, I would turn your last comment around. It is more that the US has always been pro-british, rather than the British being Pro-US.

    Particularly in regards to the Middle East, when the Arab lands were being chopped up, the US was thought to be oil self sufficient. So decisions made in this regard were hardly serving perceived US interests.
    Last edited by Shin; 02-18-2002 at 07:59 AM.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Paris, France
    Posts
    685
    The US being pro-british...huuhh...yeah, if you say so...and the oil thingie...why not, after all, when you're self-sufficient for money, you won't try to earn any more will you?
    I wonder how it got so geopolitic somehow...
    Last edited by Crimson Phoenix; 02-18-2002 at 08:08 AM.
    Risk 0 doesn't exist.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Bombay, India
    Posts
    59
    I'm sorry, are you trying to tell me that after WWI and II that the US is not pro-British? Or better yet, after the Falklands/Malvinas War?

    That's the one where the US supported the Brits against Argentina despite having a mutual defense treaty with Argentina?

    No, you are right, we aren't pro-British at all.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Paris, France
    Posts
    685
    Ahhhh...my mommy DID warn me though.
    "You cannot possibly have a balanced geopolitical discussion with someone who probably has underwears with star-spangled banners on them".
    OK, let's drop it, I don't want to argue,we have different opinions and none of us will change them anyway. Historical facts have long been known not to be that objective, even in his young days Napoleon claimed that "History is a lie agreed upon".
    You are right, you won.
    Case closed
    Risk 0 doesn't exist.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Bombay, India
    Posts
    59
    Crimson, you make a statement that the US is not pro-british, and do not support it at all. When confronted with contrary evidence you back down, but still provide no support to your position other than a childish comment.

    Up until that point I thought we had a dialogue of sorts going, and I was enjoying it.

    Now, I'm just disappointed.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •