Monk disrobing technique

[strangecaptain]

I use it to direct traffic towards my opponent.

[fiercest tiger]

I heard after learning 9 step you can fly? hahahaha

Garry SHAGWELL, Shagwell by name , shag very well by repretation.

[Yum Cha]

Tell that monk to slip his robe back on, and get back to training! Too many dinners over New Years may have improved his "cotton belly" but his patterns are beginning to look like the prison ballet.

Gee, from reading all the SPM controversy, it makes our little Pak Mei clan worldwide look more civilised. I wonder how their discussion group is getting along?

Care for some tea lads?

[fiercest tiger]

i saw the monk at a strip club at kings x and got laid too!

well im happy ykm doesnt have hardly any politics like SPM, TOUCH WOOD.

I suppose most kung fu styles may get the politics, huh!

i hope they work them out anyways.

[fiercest tiger]

well the way i learnt it was mung fu chut lum and then ng ying kuen of course i have different versions of each. Then the big question is 5 ELEMENT FORM??? is it real or not?

its all HAKKA to me my brother!hahahah

hope there isnt no little red riding hood in the woods, cause your the big bad woof!

[fiercest tiger]

I wasnt thinking about BANGING her, i was thinking about cutting her open and pulling out her intestines and feeding it to her.

never seen a tigers pr!ck, have you?

[Yum Cha]

That was a really strange exchange FT. You been watching too much bad TV.

Sui Fuw, how are your ancestors? Did you have a good visit?

Did you see the pix of FT carrying the Dragon Head? Quite an honour for a gwailo. Onya Gazza.

We had 4 new students to take through the new year's celebration, and it was nice having them. We also celebrated Sifu's 50th birthday. They are almost broken in now...<grin>.

[Yum Cha]

Hey, FT
You got any of those press shots up on your site yet for Sui Fuw, you dog?

There must be dozens from the last frantic new year, eh?

Man, did I get my fill of sharkfin soup or what!

Hi Sui Fuw,

We all do what we can in memory of our ancestors. Has it only been a year since your mother passed? Do you enjoy going to HK? I've never been. Perhaps one day Sifu will take me to Guangzhou, and we can meet up with my Pak Mei brother in HK first. He lives in Happy Valley, but its is supposed to be on a hill. Oh well, I'm sure it makes sense somehow.

We were teaching Bui Choi last week, and Sifu said it looked like the Prison Ballet! I hope our mirth didn't put them off. Its hard to bite your tongue and let them struggle to find the way...

It's been a long time since we had a full group of new blood. Very promising lot though, but still too early to tell for sure who will last it out. Changes the complexion of our training though. Fills up our 3 hour period on Saturdays, and I have to bring a bigger pot of tea....

I learned a new couplet, "Bik bu Joy Lam fong." Do you know the first half?

[anton]

The p.enises (penii??) of most big cats are spiky. During copulation this shocks the female, causing her to ovulate.

How do I know this? ... no feckin clue

[Yum Cha]

My first lesson from the new students is that helping them isn't helping them.

I struggle to remember my way of learning. Watch and do, no talk. Practice 10,000 times.

3 pots, well actually we have several, but mine is the biggest.

Yes, I know happy valley is extra ordinary. He works hard.

Are you not a big beliver in bik bu?

Anton,
I knew that about cat *****s too, but I wasn't game to bring it up.
Why do you think they howl so much!

[fiercest tiger]

whats up my friend?

good to see your school flowing this year, it should its FREE..LOL!

i havent put up the pics for new year as yet and i may put up some mpegs of san sau, kum la sau, techniques etc. or i may do 2 man drills...what would you wanna see?

ill have to shave my melon for the shots! lol im a beautiful B!TCH BABY!

Anyways ill catch up for yum cha soon huh?

take it easy
FT

SUI FUW

I WILL SEE YOU AT BAU MA DAY? in happy valley ah!

joy gin
gwalo's

[Yum Cha]

Put it all up. Why not? Its only webspace.

You know a good place in town to get some traditional uniforms? Especially vests with the knot buttons? And not at Chinatown tourist prices either...

Yea, weren't we going to have a Sydney Kung Fu players lunch after new years?

[fiercest tiger]

liverpool has some good m/arts uniforms its called metapower they are vietamese and its hard to get good service..lol but have cut off arms southern uniforms, kung fu uniforms full sleeve as well as tans martial arts supplys have some ok stuff too.

ill be putting some new stuff up soon, mpegs will be fun. i hurt one of my guys doing the mpeg so i gotta be careful.

nothing dit dar and a neck brace wont fix!!

later
FT

i think the YUM CHA CHALLENEGE should take place in mid march, all chopstick user one side and knife and folk losers the other, then let the challenege BEGIN!!!

I think we are vertrans, remember the old ykm days of trying to eat when all the students and sihings were shovelling the food down. i must say i learnt fajee kung fu very fast. hahaha

CYA

[feldor]

Sifu,

I agree, put all of the mpegs up! does T. still have bells ringing?...

Seems we were correct on that website issue......more later.

I'll let ya know when I'm home.


Charles

P.S. be sure to spit shine your head real good! hehe

[fiercest tiger]

sui fuw

you put your life on the line suw fuw then i must take it! can you easily give your life away? i stay in happy valley every time my friend is a southern mantis player, and also ykm i stay with him and his wife and son. It over looks the course

charles

i did shave my head yesterday, spit polish tonight with a buffer!



ok ill call you