Amen brother.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, there's nothing wrong with these people that I can't fix with my two hands.
Oh hell, that reminds me of my Friday night.
I was happy asleep in my bed around midnight. My dog starts barking like crazy at the foot of the bed. I wake up (my wife doesn't ) and I can kind of hear what sounds like a woman talking outside. I put on my pants, my flashlight, knife and pistol, and tuck them in my pants and head downstairs.
Anyway, once I'm downstairs I can't hear anything, but my dog, Clyde is barking like crazy and pulling on the leash. So I keep walking and I slowly start hearing the sound of a woman crying and yelling. She's yelling "HELP".
Let the leash go, pistol out, safety on, JWT running behind weiner dog (who, BTW, outran me, pretty impressive seeing as he has a 1 inch femur).
What I found was bad, but not as bad as it could have been.
This 17 year old girl had said "no" to her boyfriend while they were in his car. He obviously disagreed with her refusal so he pushed her out of the car, driving off, over her foot. Her foot was obvisouly broken and her ankle was seriously fu(ked up. She was litterally laying in a ditch, on the side of the road, (wearing next to nothing) screaming for help.
I tucked the pistol back in my pants and calmed her down as much as possible, she was pretty hysterical. She had apparently been out there a while and had gotten worried she would be out there all night. And she very likely would have. People had driven by, but she was so far away from the road and in the ditch that no one had seen her, and there weren't any houses around other than mine to hear her. (I wouldn't have heard her exept for the weiner dog.) I picked her up in my arms, the girl felt like she weighed all of 80 pounds. I was walking her back to my car to take her to the hospital when a friend of her's drove by and we took the girl to her mother's house where they then took her to the hospital.
I found out the boy's name, called a deputy that's a friend of mine who promised me to "look into it" and the next day I went over to her house to make sure she was ok. She was. As far as the boy goes, he'll be charged with attempted rape, failure to render aid, and assult with a deadly weapon.
So, yet again, weiner dog saves the day.
JWT
If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV