And eye gouges are the perfect offence.
What are some of your favorite martial arts stereotypes?
And eye gouges are the perfect offence.
What are some of your favorite martial arts stereotypes?
I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons
"yeah but it only works for short people"
"yeah but it wouldn't work against my punch/kick/puss infected genital sores
"yeah but my mate Bob who's done Tai Kwon Do says....."
"So you can do that Bruce Lee stuff then"
"All fighters just turn to kickboxing"
"Just kick 'em in the knackers..."
"Martial Arts will help lead to d@mnation – Yes, d@mnation!"
-Bible Truths.
Kung fu guys don't spar, they just do forms.
All wushu is just forms without applications.
tai chi is not good for fighting.
I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons
I'll just sprawl. no problem.
Do you wear eyeglasses?Originally posted by KC Elbows
And eye gouges are the perfect offence.
What are some of your favorite martial arts stereotypes?
"kung fu is too deadly for NHB"
"kung fu is to noble to enter nhb"
"kung fu is limited by rules"
"kung fu will teach you to rip hearts and throats out"
"dim mak is real"
"he wasn't a real kung fu guy"(referring to kung fu's miserable rercord in nhb)
Here's my fav...
"BJJ is invincible"
Would you ask your men to carry a weapon that was “theorized” to work but had never been field tested to meet the high demands of modern day special operations? Of course not! Then why should we “assume” that the stunts and routines that are taught in most unarmed combative courses will work for real? The fact of the matter is that most of these courses, regardless of their many colorful origins, offer techniques that have not been “battle tested” against aggressive, non-compliant individuals.
"Tae kwon do sucks"
"Tae kwon do is all kicking"
::runs away in fear of getting killed by everyone who says that::
Last edited by Mr Nunchaku; 05-17-2002 at 04:17 PM.
Tae kwon do is not just a martial art, it is a way of life.
do a fight to the death.
it is true all fights go to the ground with the dead man lying on the ground.
kung fu has a history of fighting up 6 feet or higher on 4 inch poles. you can spike the ground with knives so it'll stab you when you fall and invite all to the fight of their life.
you see chinese lion dancers on these poles today. you can borrow a set from these guys and have it out.
you can set any rules you like, no gauging, biting all the nhb rules for that matter. i say this would be a good challenge to all.
"..yeah, but Johnny Buttshot tried that move with Matt Arsedude in UFC 3,000, and it didn't work...so, that move sucks"
"I'm into murders and executions, mostly"
"Tai Chi has no ground-fighting"
"You can't be for real if you haven't trained with grand-master Ping-Pong"
"It isn't all Tai Chi because I don't think it isn't"
"Your practice isn't the real deadly, killer Tai Chi because you fight in competitons"
"You don't understand intent because you don't practice like I do"
BTW, I'm currently LMAO at Felipe's post...
Only the good ones!!
~Wen~
RyuOriginally posted by KC Elbows
What are some of your favorite martial arts stereotypes?
I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon
nhb tournaments are the ultimate test for all martial arts. Anyone who says its biased is just jeaslous that their ma is not as good as *insert ma here*, which has been much more successful. If your ma hasn't proven itself in nhb, then its just sissy-dancing.
Ofcourse all fights go to the ground...we cant fly!
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If Wing Chun was a man, he would be The Man...
It`s all good when you go down-town, true character should rise to the top.