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    Wink The languages of martial arts!!

    I was just thinking that since all the different cultures that have popular MA styles speak so many different languages, it would be helpful to start a list of basic phrases and terminology for all the different languages of MA. Feel free to add terms that I do not cover

    Chinese:
    White person = "kwai chang kain"
    western boxer = "No kik"
    secret techniques = "Pok Ai"
    take a crap = "Dung fu"
    person who doesn't believe in chi = "yoo dum gai"
    BS = "dim mak!"

    Thai:
    bad guy = "Tong Po"
    a non-MT fighter = "ded meet"
    food = "pad thai"
    training equipment = "thai pad"
    a commonly used threat = "Ai Nee Yoo!!"

    Japanese:
    white student = "Daniel-san"
    Karate fighter in MMA = "Sayoonara!!!"
    BJJ = "wishi-washi judo"
    how to beat a gracie = "Sakuraba"
    stupid American = "Mark Coleman"

    Brazilian slang:
    Xtreme dancing = "ballet tudo"
    Jiu-jitsu = "Zhoozheetsoo"
    ultimate martial arts = "Zhoozheetsoo"
    Victory is ours! = "Zhoozheetsoo!!"
    I am happy! = "Zhoozheetsoo!!"
    kf/karate/tkd = "boo sheet"
    disco dancing = "capoeira"
    God = "Rickson"
    anti-birth control term = "Helio"

    More to come if i am bored enough and can think of any!

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    lmfao!!!
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    Tong Po.

    As an interesting side note, in Kickboxer's credits it says "Tong Po: Himself" but on the box it says "Michael Qissi as Tong Po."

    That's some weird shít, eh?

    IronFist
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    Thumbs up

    western:
    martial arts="haiii-ja!!"
    martial arts (possibly american) (alternative)=karate
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