Stare two inches above their right shoulder and SHOUT every third word in your third person plural explanation of how they 'always need MEDICATION after the PCP they are TAKING for their PTSD wears off OFF!'. Frothing helps.
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Stare two inches above their right shoulder and SHOUT every third word in your third person plural explanation of how they 'always need MEDICATION after the PCP they are TAKING for their PTSD wears off OFF!'. Frothing helps.
its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist
Sometime blog on training esp in Japan
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Of course, smiling broadly and kissing them might give you the few extra seconds you need.
its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist
Sometime blog on training esp in Japan
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Punching them always works for me, should the above strategies fail, but only after leaping off a nearby eleventh floor.
its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist
Sometime blog on training esp in Japan
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My fave technique is the NO SHADOW KICK! Muahahahahahahaha!!
~Wen~
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The best technique I have involves pleading to be let alone. Then you get all snooty with them and tell them that you are too smart to fight them. Then take a silly untrained fighting stance and make stupid noises. When they swing at you, make sure to take their knuckles on your chin. Collapse to your knees and scream about a lawsuit. When the police come, press charges and hire a lawyer and make sure to press a civil suit. Take all their money and spend it on a trip to the Shaolin Temple in China.
That one works great!
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What would be funny to me is, as a TKD practioner this question.
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The Two-Handed Vincent
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Pak sao, palm to the bridge off the nose, and kick to knee cap.
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a loaded bb gun
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Straight right to the nose, not a hook as you lose loads of power at the apex of the hook.
a straight right when they come to attack you works a treat everytime.
fights rarely continue when your opponent can`t even see you properly.
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If a kick comes out first Iron Palm to knee, Ox fist to ear or lower/middle jaw and I tend to thrust kick on peoples shins and in-steps alot.
Maybe not the most aggressive moves but for hit and run, it's fine.
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Step in on and keep chainpunching.
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