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In regard to the introduction of Stoney Mahoney (tm) "personal choice" smoking substantiality product, we have strived for years to develop a consummate "Sensitive/Responsive" (loose-leaf) smoking product, "Amsterdam Cup" style so to speak!

With acquired knowledge via the development of such notable "personal choice" smokeables, as Wizard Smoke (tm), Dream Smoke (tm), Dragon Smoke (tm), Vajroli Mudra (tm), Stashish (tm), ShemHampHorash (tm), Yerba lena Yesca (tm), Weedé (tm), Kathmandu Temple Kiff (tm) 1 & 2 & 3, which for the most part have been proprietary formulations, of which the rights have been sold to other less aggressive, less developmental companies, we arrived at the lofty "personal choice" smoking status of our premier Ragga Dagga (tm) solid pipe-smoking product.

After all of this, we had come to the technological and philosophical point of view that we could not conjure a loose-leaf formulation that would provide effectuality that would be more significant than that of our much-heralded Ragga Dagga (tm) solid-format pipe smoking product. Mostly, we were right about this, as this new Stoney Mahoney "agenda" is not so much significant as in "better", but "Signature Significant" as in "uniqueness," in that we chanced upon a new world class, botanical source for the rare "true-brid" variety of Artemisia absinthum (flowering tops only), which at one time in history was distilled into "Absinthe," a greenish, aniseed flavored liqueur which heralded certain euphoric and narcotic attributes which ultimately resulted in it being declared illegal. As well, we have finally perfected our exclusive "kiffening" technique, which inspires and establishes alkaloid and glycoside potentiation (enhancement) on a molecular level. Hence, we introduce (although supply is limited) this highly "potentiated" Stoney Mahoney (tm) smoking product! Loose-leaf "personal choice" doesn’t get any "sweeter" than this!

And for all of you Ragga Dagga fans, please note that, indeed, it isn’t so much that Stoney Mahoney loose-leaf is more viripotent than the Ragga Dagga solid-format. Moreover, it is that Stoney Mahoney is effective in a much different way than Ragga Dagga. Sort of like apples and oranges, like Panamanian and Jamaican, like Indica and Sativa, if you will! Within our test marketing, even traditional "Kind Bud" aficionados have magnanimously acclaimed this Stoney Mahoney jester variety. Most folks say that Ragga Dagga motivates them in an up "Sativa" sort of way, and that Stoney Mahoney mellows them out or giggles them out in a "soma," Indica sort of way. If Stoney Mahoney has any shortcoming at all, it is quite simply that due to the extreme "kiffening" of this product, it may be to the uninitiated practitioner, a harsh draw. It is for this reason that in addition to the inclusion of a standard herb pipe and package of rolling papers, we also include a brass, personal water-pipe (hookah). As is true for many high-minded folks, a water-pipe filled with chilled water or wine will temperament the demonstrativeness of Stoney Mahoney’s draw.

* Indica oriented.
* Definitely happy smoking!
* Mood enhancer.
* Smokeable & brewable mood food!
* Good-bye stress, anxiety, & restlessness.
* Sleep deep -- Good-bye funky dreams!
* Hornier than ***** goatweed!
* Superlative mixer with Ragga Dagga and/or Aqueous Kathmandu.
* Roll it or bowl it or brew it ...
* Just a pinch goes a long, long way ...
* Possesses many fine ganja virtues with none of the negatives.
* Non-invasive.
* Absolutely Legal!
* Rolling papers, herb pipe & personal brass water pipe (hookah)are included.

Attention! Attention! We have, by popular demand and in the interest of good economics, created an introductory offer that features both Ragga Dagga and Stoney Mahoney products and, also, still another introductory offer which includes Ragga Dagga, Stoney Mahoney and, for you non-smokers, our Aqueous Kathmandu Happiness Drops (these are pretty special!). And to mention furthermore, for non-smokers, Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety) loose-leaf product is also a brewable delight. A tea for thee….)

Please Note: Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety) (tm) is an absolutely legal, herba/botanical, "Personal Choice," loose-leaf substantiality smoking product! No included botanical factor therein is regulated by law or considered to be harmful by regulatory agencies. There is no tobacco in Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety) (tm). There is certainly no cannabis/marijuana in Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety) (tm). And although we are not age-governed by law, Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety) (tm) is intended exclusively for sophisticated adult usage! Subsequently, it is our MANDATORY ethical policy that Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety) (tm) may not be sold, offered, or given to any person that has not attained at least twenty-one years of age. As well, Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety) (tm) is not intended for use during work or while driving. It should not be enjoyed during pregnancy nor is it intended to supercede physician's care in any regard.

Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety) (tm), factored in an Absinthium Labyrinthine Configuration, is an exclusive, kiffened, loose-leaf, primo modino, "Sensitive/Responsive," Smoking and/or Brewing Herba which may be, depending upon preference, rolled or bowled or brewed.

As is an herbalist’s way, three or four draws of Smoke should be inhaled and retained. For the non-smoker, it is most appropriate to engage this herba as a potentiated tea/brew. (Steep approximately one tea-spoon of Stoney Mahoney herba per one cup of water for ten minutes or so & strain.) When smoking Stoney Mahoney, please draw gently as Stoney Mahoney is a most preeminent "Sensitive/Responsive" Smoke and may be considered to be a harsh draw to the uninitiated practitioner. (Water-pipe is included with each package of Stoney Mahoney (Jester Variety).)

Stoney Mahoney contains and is kiffened with the following exotica botanicals and botanical extracts & essences: Dutch Lactuca virosa, Bulgarian Artemisia absinthum (flowering-tops only), Yucatan Turnera aphrodisaca, Chinese Valeriana ceae, Jamaican Verbena officinalis, Spanish Peumus boldo, and European (flowering-tops only) Sarothamnus Scoparius. Stoney Mahoney does not include any tobacco or any cannabis factors. Stoney Mahoney does indeed achieve distinction upon its own merit....

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6. "Hairricane" (tm) -- an Extreme High-Ratio, Dry Botanical Extract Herba Dietary Hair Supplement for Men & Women

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